Kattrax Shenanigans Back in the Day

Greetings Travelers,

There are times we can be still and reflect on travel adventures that bring pleasant memories and laughter. This blog will deal with sharing just that. Some go back so far the exact year is your guess is as good as mine. Names have not been changed to protect the innocent because we were all guilty.

I will start with a 14 day cruise on Azamara November 2013 sailing from Singapore to Vietnam and Bangkok. Road dawg Robbie Bell and I decided to spend the day in Da Nang, see China Beach and venture to Hoi An, known for its gastronomy. We had a delightful time, and a wonderful lunch until we headed back to the ship which was docked there for 3 days. The taxi dropped us off in the freakin shipyard, drove off and the police wouldn’t let us through. They actually tried to shake us down, demanding a crazy amount of money. We were not giving in. Finally, they agreed to take what we were willing to give and a tip. The joke was on them as we scurried away. The tip was: We are not to be “effed” with. Looking back in hindsight, I don’t think I’d try that again.

1995 Paris, France – A group of us had left Haynes Soul Food Restaurant walking in the 9th arrondissement, in the seedy part of town, passing bars with hookers in the doorway. Then a single brother from the Bay named Larry said, “ Hey, I want to go back to where it had pussy on the door”. Robbie snd I looked at each other and fell out and said, “knee grow, that’s Poussez, which means “push” in French.

2017 Cartagena, Colombia – There were only 4 of us. Man what a trip. We were dying to get on a Colombia party bus called a Chiva. It was Diva McPherson, Brandy Washington and Angelique Hadden and myself. We took seats towards the rear, each row had rum, coke, cups, buckets of ice and this loud azz live music and people partying. Lord, after a half an hour of this craziness the bus stopped at this deserted park, pitch black except for the colored lights on the Chiva, people were getting off to party in the park. Oh hell no. We decided to make our move. It took a bit for us to climb and jump down to the street but that’s all she wrote. The guide was running after us saying, “Ladies, Ladies, Ladies come back it’s too dangerous over here”. We didn’t stop walking almost running and I said, We’re from Oakland, we know dangerous but we are out of here”.

Same trip, last morning – Overslept, Diva and I woke up at 636a for an 8am flight. I swear we were at the airport like it was business as usual and checked in at 710a. To this day we refer to each other as 636.

2018 Marseille, France – BJ lost her passport. Man were we on a beat the clock mission to get everything done before the US Embassy closed at 2p. First stop was the police station, we Ubered there, waited til we were called, made the report, then to a photo location another Uber to take her photos, then finally to the Embassy with very little time to spare. Goodness gracious! Thank God for favor.

Stay tuned…Tomorrow more shenanigans!



EXTRA, EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!

My dear travelers, I have decided to make a strategic change and pivot towards a new direction after 38 years of escorting tours. Everything must change, nothing stays the same. But what will stay the same will be Kattrax serving up the BEST of the BEST in hotel accommodations and tours WORLDWIDE without escorting groups but customizing tours for the discriminating travelers. After all I’ve got the “competitive advantage” unlike travel agents in the industry for what travel can do for them and not what they can do for you, those that sit in an office or at home booking people but have never set foot in foreign soil or perhaps they’ve gotten a glimpse of a destination due to a “familiarization trip” looking at hotels from sun up to sundown and dining with a bunch of folks they don’t even know. I’ve been to over 64 countries and islands, all 7 continents and 89 cruises. I know what’s out there.
I’ve been in the trenches, on the front line and have forged lasting relationships with hotel owners, guides, transportation companies and restaurant owners. If you need that specialized, customized tour for yourself or family and friends; do not hesitate to email me for details starting NOW at rivoli98@yahoo.com. Below you will see various special memories from past tours. I wish I had room for all the fabulous photos. On another note: A dream is about to come true – to sell out somebody’s hotel somewhere with just us. Well for July 21-28, 2022 with only 12 rooms left at the NEGRIL TREEHOUSE RESORT it will be a wrap. We’ve got a waitlist for the 1 bdrm Oceanview suites but I highly doubt if anyone will be giving up theirs. A week of activities on the beach at a very well run black owned resort is really the “Kat’s Meow”.


BREAKING NEWS!

An old Jamaican saying, “Think long, you think wrong “ So let me bottom line it for you: We literally have 14 rooms available- a few lovely Gardenview Twins, some Gardenview Kings, and 1 Gardenview mini suite. The package includes 7 nights accommodations, R/t airport to resort transportation, Managers Cocktail party, Daily Bountiful Breakfast, Gospel brunch, Sunset Cruise with food and booze, and Farewell All white Dinner Party with dancing and open bar. Optionals: Cooking show in the mountains at Zimbali Retreat, and a Waterfall excursion. If you don’t want to be left out; don’t delay, inbox me today rivoli98@yahoo.com or call 510-499-5909

Negril Tree House Take Over July 2022

Just back from Tree House and yes I was working and networking while I was there. Covid made me sit down 15 months and now Kattrax is back with a vengeance. It’s always been my dream in this travel game to “sell out”, “lockdown” an entire hotel with just my group. It looks like it’s finally going to happen if the Lord says the same. We started with my 50th and we partied there like it really was 1999 because it really was. Now this will be year 23 and everybody’s gonna be there, we got people coming’ from everywhere. We got Ling Ting Tong from China, Long Tall Sally from Carolina, we got 007, the private eye and he’s bringing all the guys from “I spy”.
It’s not just a reunion, not just a take over but a FUNCTION AT THE JUNCTION. I will be 73 and great grandson King will be 5; what a blessing.
If you slow dragged already, you may miss out because rooms are going going and soon will be gone.
They all be gathering here, from far and near for the Function at the Junction. Brother, you’d better come on right now.
If you want a piece of this fun; Inbox me at rivoli98@yahoo.com AINT NO PARTY LIKE A KATTRAX PARTY CUZ A KATTRAX PARTY DONT STOP


Goodbye Negril, Til 2022

It’s been a wonderful week here at the Tree House. Everything has been in point in this semi post demic world we live in. My props to the country, Negril, and Gail Jackson Brooks and her staff for the safety protocols in place.
We have all had an incredible time here and look forward to July 2022 when lobster season will abound.
We have been getting requests all week from repeaters saying, “It’s been too long. I’m ready to return for the Negril Tree House Take Over”. We may have 30 rooms available but you better believe we have 30+ already GONE. Shown below is the tee shirt from 2019 when King was 2. It was too big and pinned at the back but almost fits now. We are working on a bangin new design for 2022. Hope to see your face in the place.